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Stormy Daniels: My Affair With Donald trump: In Touch Weekly Magazine (January 29, 2018) plus Late night with Seth Mayers video and more

Stormy Daniels: The Donald Trump secret Affair-Republicans control all three branches of government, and yet they are still facing the looming possibility of a government shutdown all because President Trump rejected a bipartisan deal to solve an immigration impasse he created. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] Let’s just take a step back and consider how insane things are right now. Not only is the President dealing with the potential government shutdown of his own making as well as the fallout from his racist tirade last week, he’s also dealing with the North Korean nuclear crisis, and yet on the heels of his medical results this week, Trump is bragging that his brain makes him more equipped to handle that crisis than any of his predecessors.

-President Trump is using his score on a recent cognitive test — part of his full medical checkup — to take a swipe at his Oval Office predecessors over North Korea. In an interview with Reuters, he blamed Barack Obama, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton all for their approaches to the rogue regime and the growing nuclear threat. -He said… -Oh, my God, he scored well on one screening test for memory loss and dementia, and he thinks he’s Stephen Hawking now. [ Laughter ] You’re not a genius because you correctly identified this as a camel, and yeah, that’s from the real test.

Stormy Daniels: What is Donald Trump trying to hide?

You think Obama would get that wrong? [ Imitates Obama ] Is it a…lumpy horse? [ Laughter ] And while Trump is dealing with all of that, we’re also learning more about the fact that he apparently paid hush money to a porn star a month before the election to cover up an alleged affair that happened in 2006, so on top of everything else, we have a President who is such a genius, he’s somehow still paying for porn. [ Laughter ] Of course, this story has barely registered as more than a blip in the news cycle.

Meanwhile, the last President’s wife said people should have a salad once in a while, and everybody lost their minds. Now, last week, Trump’s lawyer released a statement from the porn star, Stormy Daniels, denying the allegations, but “InTouch” magazine just published an old interview with Daniels from 2011 in which she openly admitted the affair with Trump and discussed it in detail. For example, one of the grossest parts of this story is how Trump apparently lured Daniels to his hotel room.

The Stormy Daniels Story (cont’d)

 Stormy Daniels: My Affair With Donald Trump and Late night with Seth MayersShe told “InTouch”… Oh, my God. Trump behaves the way a 13-year-old thinks a celebrity billionaire gets to behave. [ Imitates Trump ] It was great. I was watching TV in my pajamas, and a porn star came to my room and made out with me. [ Laughter ] Then we had McDonald’s for dinner, hopped in my Lamborghini, and it was off to Gotham to meet Batman. [ Laughter ] [ Normal voice ] But the grossest — and that was gross. The grossest part of the story by far is what Trump told Daniels. Now, remember, this is something Donald Trump said to a porn star he was having an affair with… -Oh! [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] [ Laughter and groans ] Say what you will about the Trump family, one thing is clear — they always stick together like hair balls or wet garbage. [ Laughter ] Yesterday Trump’s son Eric rushed to his father’s defense amid charges Trump is a racist after Trump said he wanted to keep out immigrants from what he called [bleep]hole countries like Haiti, El Salvador, and African nations. Eric told “Fox & Friends” he was outraged at the insinuation that his father is a racist.

-People are calling him a racist will last five or six days. I know you don’t agree with that, but is there anything you could bring to this conversation you think is important? -My father sees one color — green. That’s all he cares about. He cares about the economy. -Only green? So just to be clear, red, white and blue don’t crack the top spot? [ Laughter ] I didn’t think so. The good thing about the Trumps is their defenses sound like prosecutions. “My father would never shoot someone because my father is a stabber.” [ Laughter ] So Eric Trump says his father can’t be a racist because he only cares about money — is there a worse defense than that? Well, apparently there is, and it comes from Republican Senator Lindsey Graham, who said today that Trump can’t be a racist because all he cares about is whether or not you like him.

-Do you think that he’s a racist? -Absolutely not. Let me tell you what — you can be dark as charcoal and lily white. It doesn’t matter, as long as you’re nice to him. You could be the Pope and criticize him. It doesn’t matter. He’ll go after the Pope. You could be Putin and say nice things, and he’ll like you. It’s not the color of your skin that matters. It’s not the content of your character. It’s whether or not you show him respect and like him. -That doesn’t mean he’s not a racist. That just means he’s also a child. Of course, Trump’s racist comments are at the center of a swirling controversy that could result in a government shutdown. Democrats want a deal to protect undocumented immigrants brought here as children known as DREAMERS, a deal Trump seemed to also want before he completely changed his position and went on his racist tirade. Man, where did he learn to change positions so often? Oh, right, porn stars. [ Laughter ] And now Trump’s allies in Congress and the White House are going on TV to defend him, like Attorney General Jeff Sessions, who tried to skirt Trump’s racism and pretend that all Trump really wants is a system of merit-based immigration.

-When we admit people to our country, we should be like Canada. We should evaluate them and make sure they’re gonna be lawful, they’re not threats to us. They have the education and skill level to prosper in America that’s good for them and good for America. What good does it do to bring somebody who is illiterate in their own country, has no skills, and is going to struggle in our country and not be successful? -Okay, first of all, now you want to be more like Canada? I’ll make you a deal. We can adopt Canada’s immigration system if we also have their health care system, their education system, and their piercing blue eyes.

[ Cheers and applause ] Also… you want a literacy test for immigrants? You work for a guy who knows a grand total of seven words. Oh, I know. To prove they’re literate, how about we make immigrants read off a Teleprompter, you know, like this? -Our hope is a word and world, authority… and…authoritarian powers. Through their lives and though their lives… Another historic step toward future development and future — with a future — a real future.

I have to say, that’s a real future. They sacrifice every day for the furniture and future of their children. [ Laughter ] Prevent Iran from developing an internant– this is so totally important — an intercontinental ballistic missile… Until it stops its dangerous “provoc-ation”… Unelected “reg-ulators” and regulators… -When Trump misreads words, he mangles them so badly, he makes them sound like they’re a different language. “Reg-ulator,” which is, of course, French for regulator. Of course, all the shoddy defenses coming from Trump’s allies are undercut by the fact that Trump himself seems proud of his racist tirade even if he’s half-heartedly denying it in public, “The New York Times” reported that Trump bragged to his friends that his base loved it and Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders claimed it was an example of how Trump doesn’t filter himself. -Look, I wasn’t in that room, so I can go only off of what the individuals who were.

They said that term wasn’t used, but that tough language was. Look, no one here is gonna pretend like the President is always politically correct. He isn’t. I think that’s one of the reasons the American people love him. One of the reasons that he won and is sitting in the Oval Office today is because he isn’t a scripted robot.

-That’s right. He’s not a scripted robot. He’s a malfunctioning robot. [ Laughter ] He’s like an Amazon Echo that somebody poured water on. Alexa, what time is it? -Fake news, China, huge, Mexico, Ivanka, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall… -All right! [ Cheers and applause ] So now, Trump is facing a possible shutdown because he won’t accept a bipartisan compromise to save DACA, a program he ended. So why won’t Trump sign on to the bipartisan DACA deal he told lawmakers to work on? Well, Trump is insisting on including funding for his border wall. Now we were told during the campaign that Mexico would pay for the wall. So what happened to that promise? Trump’s Chief of Staff John Kelly apparently told lawmakers yesterday that Trump didn’t really know what he was talking about.

-As the U.S. government gets closer to a possible government shutdown, the President’s Chief of Staff makes a startling admission — a congressman in the room confirming to me just a little while ago that John Kelly describes some of Mr. Trump’s campaign promises on immigration as uninformed. -[ Imitates Trump ] Oh, I’m uninformed? Need I remind you, I got “camel” right on the first guess? [ Laughter ] So the government controlled entirely by Republicans may shut down tomorrow, because a President who’s all over the map won’t accept a bipartisan deal to solve an immigration impasse he created. Immigrants are strivers who work hard to come here and succeed here. They’re just trying to make a better life for themselves and their families, or in the eloquent words of our President…

-They sacrifice every day for the furniture and future of their children. -This has been “A Closer Look.” ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ].

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Stormy Daniels: My Affair With Donald trump: In Touch Weekly Magazine (January 29, 2018) plus Late night with Seth Mayers video and more

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